ONE FINE DAY: He's Here!

Maya's Quotable Quotes

Maya watching TV today... Mom, I think Thomas the Train is coming on next and you think that Dragon Tails is coming on. If I am right, I get a big prize, if you are right, you get a dirty diaper. Me- thanks alot Maya. :) chuckle chuckle
We just purchased a used Pilot. While we were taking it for a spin, we let Maya watch a movie. This is what she informed us of.."Mom and Dad, I am NEVER getting out of this car."
Maya was laying with me this morning on the couch and I had to shift her a couple of times and this is what she said: "Mom you are giving me underware problems"
Maya to Dad when he was sick. "Dad do you think that you would feel better if you ate more vegetables?"
Maya ran over the dog with her bike "because she wouldn't get out of the way"
Maya playing with friend Ava: "Ava is playing mean girls and I didn't want to play, so I came down to eat my sugar".
Maya on Tiger Woods- "Dad, he's your favorite golfer and he is on my drink"
"Jesus has powers and changed me to a frog and a dog. When I was a dog, I felt like garbage"